Theories of today

So I have a thing...

A thing for theories. ( I also have one for ratios, but I'll save that for another day) Where to start. I will start with the stories that attribute to my first theory.

Theory: Walmart's success

My good friend Copper... (lost in wonderland) and I were troubled after a long week of despair and heartache. There was many a tear followed by much needed smoothies. Finally due to the cold we headed to walmart. Where we later had a stoned feeling (earlier blamed on the tears). As we walked down an aisle and saw the man walking towards us face... I mentioned to her how I figured we looked stoned. Not to mention how we felt. This was followed by quite the quotes and also many admittances of terrible thoughts one might have.

Today I also made a trip to walmart for the fixings to make banana bread. After being in the store fifteen minutes I just so happened to start feeling silly. We arrived home and made our banana bread deliciousness. Which was followed by watching batman begins. I giggled tremendously about nothing for five minutes, after which I texted the afore mentioned Copper and asked why I felt high every time I entered Walmart. She had no idea... but oh boy did I.

So. First of all... I hear that people get the munchies and really hungry after smoking something green. Also they find the most simple things fascinating. So what the theory really comes down to is that walmart is using illegal drugs to help their sales. Once you go in you are doomed. I'm sure you've noticed how the air conditioner or heater is blasting when you first walk in. Well it's because they burn that one green stuff and blow it through the air conditioning system throughout the whole store. Which accordingly gives you the munchies to buy every food item you see, and be fascinated by all the random things they have. Thus spending money on useless items and empty calories.

Enough about theory number one. Theory number two may or may not be proved and straight fact.

Theory: Bluray Makes everything Better.

Whilst giggling hysterically I realized that (Insert name of actor here) who plays batman on Batman Begins and The Dark Knight was extremely good looking. More so than any and every other time I had watched it. Also his previously creepy deep voice was much more attractive. Thus contributing factors to the fact that BluRay makes everything better and definitely sexifies men to the most extent.

:) Life is full of surprises... Never give up on the ones you love. And never forget that you.. Yes you are worth every minute, penny, second, or anything else. There isn't reason to worry about annoying someone or being worried as to how they will react. Because you are you, and no one else. I'd do anything for you.